Quikie Post: This is absolutely hilarious. Here a few of the comparisons:
- Nazarene Jesus: First immaculate conception birth
- Chicago Jesus: First birth to occur in two places at the same time- Kenya and Hawaii
- Nazarene Jesus: Mary was pregnant before marrying Joseph
- Chicago Jesus: Stanley was pregnant before marrying Barack Sr.
- Nazarene Jesus: Right-hand man Peter was always putting his foot in his mouth
- Chicago Jesus: Joe Biden.... Nuff said.
- Nazarene Jesus: Battles spiritual evil
- Chicago Jesus: Personally responsible for - Saving the American sea captain from Somali pirates, inventing the computer viruses that have plagued Iran, and the assassination of Osama Bin Laden
- Nazarene Jesus: Never had a girlfriend
- Chicago Jesus: Had a "compressed" girlfriend
- Nazarene Jesus: Had history books written about him
- Chicago Jesus: Had himself written into history books (actually, official White House website presidential biographies, but close enough)
- Nazarene Jesus: Multiplied the loaves and fishes
- Chicago Jesus: Increased the national debt by $5 trillion
Read the rest here:
Sahib and the Crew Save the World: Barack Hussein Obama: Better than Jesus!: The Argument is Compelling... Chicago Jesus and his Acolytes Is Chicago Jesus better than Nazarene Jesus? Maybe he is. Please bear...
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Chicago Jesus: Increased the national debt by $5 trillion
lol
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