Social Security Reform Bill aka/Grab Life By The Balls

Very controversial bill offered in Congress for Social Security Reform.  Includes:

• Subsidies to reduce cigarette prices for seniors
• All doors removed from public buses
• Tax breaks for public swordfighting
• Waivers for home C4 plastic exposive use

Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger

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